Ladies, have you been searching for gift ideas for your gamer? Well look no further – I present to you, The Original Shirt Plate:

Thumbs up for awesome product concept!

Horrendously ingenious, isn’t it? I shudder simply thinking about it. To truly do this wonderful concept justice, you must also see the spoof informercial-style testimonial:

“Thanks Shirt Plate, for allowing me to become the man I didn’t know I could be”

You can buy the Shirt Plate from ThinkGeek, from kids sizes right up to XXXXXXL.

It’s a bit of a stretch, but he might like it..

While we’re covering some of the more “useful” gamer gifts, how about the Xtensor Gamer Hand Exerciser? Strengthens those finger muscles, prevents cramps from long sessions of computer/video games and can help improve their APM. Win.

Or you could buy him some Gamer Grub Energy Snacks to keep him alert through a long gaming session. They’re “packed with select vitamins and neurotransmitters which will boost your cognitive performance”. Cooooool…

So many quality gift options out there. Get on it.